Went to Council of Elrond.
Was prettiest person there.
Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano.
Very important mission - gold ring so tacky
Day Four
Boromir so irritating.
Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time?
Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down
Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship.
Go me!
Day Six
Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly.
Am very afraid I am developing a tangle
Orcs so silly
Still the prettiest
Day Ten
Gandalf fell into shadow.
In other news, I think I am developing a spot on my nose.
V. serious situation, as Elven spots likely to last for 500 years or more
Still prettiest, despite blasted spot
Day Eleven
In Lothlorien.
Suspect Galadriel may be prettier than me
Also, am quite sure she copied my hairstyle.
I was wearing that same look at least 1,000 years ago.
Silly bint.
She was most annoyed that I used her mirrored fountain to take a nice bubble bath
I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain.
Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now?
Still prettiest by far
Day 30
All this paddling about in boats is hell on my complexion
Aragorn obviously starting to find Frodo strangely attractive.
Sam will kill him if he tries anything
Still the prettiest
Day 33
Boromir tempted by Ring.
So tedious.
Cannot be tempted myself, as already have everything I want i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite
Have been getting very strange letters from someone calling herself "Stacey" who wants to do obscene things to my elfhood.
Fortunately have super-duper elf vision so can run away if I see her coming
However, her hobbit-sized, greenish companion who calls herself "Lydia" is rather cute.
If only could seperate the two...
Day 35
Boromir dead.
Very messy death, most unnecessary.
Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired.
Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action?
Boromir definitely not prettier than me.
Cannot understand it.
Am feeling a pout coming on
Frodo off to Mordor with Sam.
Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really
Am quite sure Gimli fancies me.
So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most offputting
Would much rather have cute, green, hobbit-sized girl than Gimli, still can't get her away from her pervy companion "Stacey"
Forsee dark times ahead, very dark times
