Arrived to Council of Elrond.
No one knows how botherly that horse riding is.
Now my gorgeous hair is all tangled and I'll have to unpack all of my hair products.
I hate tangles. So messy.
I am so gorgeous. God I look good even with the tangles.
Prettiest person in the middle-earth. Haha.
Go me!
Day Five
Dang fellowship. Always making fun of my tights.
They are starting to ride up though with all of this walking.
Think Gimli is staring. Must find baggy pants.
Day Seven
Didn't find baggy pants.
Dumb mission. Who cares about some end of the world? Can't die anyway.
Dumb Sauron. Guess he hasn't heard of immortality.
Gimli can't stare at my tight pants in the dark of Moria.
Not that I don't understand why he wants to stare.
I am so hot. Whoohoo!
I'm so much better than those little men with short pants and tall, dark, handsome men with all of that manly stubble, broad shoulders and Lordliness.
Hmmmmmmmmm...... maybe I should find a woman so I don't become gay.
Day Ten
Gandalf died today.
Balrog touched his toushy as they went down.
Gandalf's eyebrows were too bushy anyway.
And he was so in love with those hobbits. Pervy hobbit fancier.
Days Eleven/Twelve
Galadriel may want to be my woman.
She scares me though.
Was peeking on Frodo cause I thought he was with Aragorn, but I saw her go all crazy for the ring.
Lucky me. Can't go crazy cause I have everything.
Except a woman.
Maybe I should stick with guys. Hmmmmm...........
Day Thirty
Why did I have to get stuck paddling Gimli around on that stupid river, huh?
He keeps talking about my elfhood and his dwarfhood, but I try to ignore him.
Haven't heard all he has said, but maybe that saying is right: ignorance is bliss.
Bliss is such a manly word don't you think?
Oh, god, I am so fruity. Someone help me.
I better stop hanging out with these guys.
Day Thiry Five
Haven't been writing in diary cause Aragorn says it's gay.
I mean come on.
He's the pervy hobbit fancier.
I mean who could be attracted to a small hobbit who is prone to illness, says "Oh, Sam!" every five seconds, and has a huge gap in between his teeth??
I on the other hand have perfect teeth and my accent isn't FAKE!
Hahahahaha.
Ok back to the point.
Why can't aragorn be a pervy elf fancier?
I am so much prettier than everyone else, especially Frodo.
And I have buns of steel. What other creature can say that?
Maybe Aragorn does. I'll have to check that out.
In other news, Boromir dead.
Everyone still thinks orcs illed him, but I know the real truth.
Everybody said Sam would kill him if he tried anything.
Well, he tried to get a cuddle and look where that got him.
Later that night Aragorn very sad that Frodo ran off with Sam.
There's an old saying that people are vulnerable after breakups- can see bright sunny skies ahead
